Memorable Monday 5

It's time for Memorable Monday! This meme is hosted by Mari. And I really like this meme.







The quote that I will share with you is soo funny I almost peed my self. Lol.
Let me tell you I sometimes overreact. But this time I didn't overreact. I think. And I really couldn't stop laughing the first minutes after reading this.

Let me tell you first which book it is. I am already a BIG fan of this author. It was First Grave on the Right by Darynda Jones









And now the quote:

“My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names." I pointed to my right breast. "This is Danger." Then my left. "And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"
I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much."

I hope you enjoyed my quote.

Have a nice monday. Mariska